Attention all lazy musicians!

You can't be lazy…until you hire me to do all the work for you!

I'm Mr. BOSS and I can help you become even lazier while I make your band huge!

Don't you know that major labels and even indie labels will not take your band on myspace seriously unless you have at least 30,000 song plays! Sure you may have used bots to add friends but it looks stupid if you have 10,000 friends and only 56 song plays for the day!

I have over 100,000,000 friends in my network on myspace so I can tell them to go to your band's page and listen to your songs. They might not even like your band but I can still get them to listen once a day! I'll provide you unique listeners that will get your song plays up so that you no longer have to be the number 67 band within 5 miles of your hometown!

Look I made this site easy so you can get started right now! I know you are too lazy to go through 20 pages of a website reading lame testimonials! You can even tell the rest of your band members that you are working hard promoting your band!
Earn that "leave practice early" pass!

So what are you waiting for?

  • Don't let your friend's band be higher than your's in the charts!
  • Don't let kids who are searching for cool bands miss you because you were on the last page!
  • Don't bother your dad and email him at work to listen to your song one more time!

Don't be lazy…until you hire me first!

 
  • Get an extra 4,000 song plays for only $14!
  • (first time customers only-about 1300 a day for 3 days)
  • That's less than you pay for one band rehearsal!

 

  • Get an extra 10,000 song plays for only $49 a month!
  • (about 330 plays a day)
..

 

  • Get an extra 30,000 song plays for only $99 a month!
  • (about 1000 plays a day)

    *Most Popular Package*

 

  • Get an extra 150,000 song plays for only $399 a month!
  • (about 5000 plays a day)

DO YOU WANT EVEN MORE PLAYS A DAY?
**CUSTOM PACKAGES AVAILABLE**

Emergency?
Do you have someone really important checking your site out at 4pm and you only have like 17 song plays?
Get an extra 4000 song plays TODAY for only $25!

 

 

 

Questions? MrBoss @ lazymusicians.com

You'll have to manually type in my email address because I hate spam!

 

 
Disclaimer: I am not responsible if Myspace deletes your account. If you choose to use a bot or friend adder to make friend requests or send lots of the same messages and comments to everyone then myspace may delete your account and you'll have to go through the hassle of emailing them to restore your account. It only takes a few people to flag your message as spam for your account to be deleted. I gaurantee you numbers and once I fulfill that promise my job is done. Thank you.
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